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I was at GameStop lookin' for some video games, until I saw a GameCube near the cash register. I said "Hey! I haven't had one of those in a while" and it peaked my interest. I asked the cashier how much it cost and he said it was for free. He then said "Yeah man, apparently this GameCube is haunted or some shit." I was like "Oh really?" Then he said "Yeah, it's based on a creepypasta, and creepypastas are real." I believed him and took the GameCube home.
When I got home, I hooked up the GameCube ready to play some MK (Mortal Kombat). However, there was a disk in the tray that said "Don't play! Bring back the GameCube, or you will die!" So I did.
The moral of the story: Never buy stuff from a guy that says creepypastas are real. The things they sell might be haunted...
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