There was once a man name Gordo, who was extremely obese. He is the mayor of a state. He gives taxes of ludicrous prices, and make the gas stations go $60 a gallon. He was majestically crude, till one faithful day, where Gordo had his 65th lunch of the day.
"WAITER, WHERE MAI FOOD?!" barked Gordo. Everytime he talks, his quadruple chin jiggles in jaw motion.
The waiter was very snarky, and scoffed his way towards Gordo. "You're a slob and a mooch, sir."
"DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! GIVE ME MAI FOOD BEFORE I PUNCH YOU."
The waiter rolled his eyes, and gives him one pea.
"A PEA?! A FUCKING PEA? WHAT THE SHIT, WAITER?! I ORDERED 50,000 BIG MACS!"
The waiter looked at Gordo, deep in the eyes. "Eat it, fatass."
Gordo sighed, and eats the pea.
"Now, make a wish."
"I WISH THAT EVERYONE WOULD OBEY TO MY COMMANDS, NO MATTER WHAT!"
Then, Gordo was unconscious.
Gordo wakes up, in his office.
"WHAT THE-?! HOW DID I GET HERE?!"
Then, his stomach growled.
"HMM! I AM HUNGRY! I WANT FOOD!"
Then, the secretary arrives with 50,000 pounds of cake.
"OH MY GIDDY AUNT, GIMME GIMME GIMME!"
...
"AAAHHH...THAT'S THE STUFF."
Then, 500,000 more came by.
"AUGH! STOP, THAT'S ENOUGH CAKE!"
Then, the waiter arrive.
"Fool. You wished that everyone would obey to you, no matter what."
"NO! NO! NOOOO!"
And that was the tale of Gordo, who never learned how to diet.
The End.
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