(100th Page on this Wiki!) Jimmy the Badass Stickman was a badass. He was so badass, that he walked away from explosions. He ran up crumbling staircases and challenged bears to armwrestling contests and won. He was badass. He also ate Bacon and Burgers for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and Dessert. He was badass! Then he fought Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, and Abraham Lincoln all at once. Then the universe exploded. And that is how the Soviet Union was founded!